The Chamber to Commercialize
Sr. V.P. Willie Kovacs' "Monkey Trial"?

Who called for Willie's "Monkey Trial"?
    ("If monkeys see, can monkeys do?")
The Chamber to Commercialize
    CO2 Up the Kazoo.

"Let monkeys burn what monkeys dig.
    Let monkeys make a killing.
Never pass a law that monkeys
    don't find self-fulfilling."

Willie and his lobby sold
    their souls to Dirty Coal,
Who'll let our coastal cities flood
    if they can profit from a hole

In the mountains, in the prairies,
    wherever monkeys choose to dig
So they can wallow in their wealth.
    These monkeys live to make it big.

Their lobby seeks a "Monkey Trial"
    to stall the EPA,
But will Willie's monkeys mourn
    when Wall Street's washed away?

Let's say they get their trial and lose,
    and Willie gets the axe.
With Wall Street under water,
    "Sayonara, Goldman Sachs."

How ironic to lose Blankfein
    and his Bonus Baby crew
To the Chamber to Commercialize
    CO2 Up the Kazoo.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/29/09

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