Funding A Hole In One
For Oklahoma's Uncle Tom Coburn
This Okie's OK with the news:
A slumlord's
funding me!
One room with bath is perfect
and just my cup of tea.
Why shouldn't OK's favorite son
Be funded for a hole in one
Of
DC's houses of repute,
not just a
SoonerCare tepee?
The fact I'm OK with it
should please any Okie mom.
Who better to be
funded
than fun loving Uncle Tom?
They're making sure her favorite son
Enjoys a housing hole in one;
And all it took to get it
was greasing someone's palm.
Would I still be OK with it
if we renters had to forfeit
Years of unreported income
because our funding's illegit?
Could I as OK's favorite son
Lose funding for my hole in one
And be confused with
Jim Inhofe,
the other OK Senate wit?