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Who'll Be My David Addington?
Sarah Palin plans to take control without a Congress
Who'll be my David Addington
when I am Old Mac's Cheney?
William Kristol? John C. Yoo?
Some Norquist Right Wing zany?
Who'll draft my signing statements
to foil the Democrats?
Peggy Noonan's changes
won't lend themselves to fireside chats.
In Old Mac's senior moments
I'll be the one who makes the rules:
Prisons for abortionists!
Guns for kids in schools!
Drill in the Wildlife Refuge!
Polar Bears be damned!
Towels in the White House
Monty Python monogrammed.
Earmarks for Alaska
to warm the Eskimo.
Pontoons for hubby's snowmobile!
We'll melt Alaska's snow!
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/31/08
To 'A Hockey Mom's Voting Ploys'
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