POLITICAL BOONDOGGLES IN RHYMED VERSE - GEORGE W BUSH POLICIES - SNOOPING POLICY VERSES - George W. Bush's foibles and miscalculations set forth in song parodies and rhymed verse

Any Time You're Feeling Horny
To be sung with Eddy Arnold to the tune
"Any Time"
(Any time you're feeling lonely,)

Any time you're feeling horny,
Pick up the phone; he's horny too.
Remind Bush you're thinking of him
And appreciate him thinking of you.

Any time you're too damn busy
And his heavy breathing is bothering you,
That's the time to ask him has he,
Run out of sane things to do.

Any time you feel like talking,
But are tired of you know who,
That's the time to ask if stalking
Really is what it's cracked up to.

Any time you feel like quitting,
That's the time to ask him if he
Would please stick to his knitting
Mittens for an angry Iraqi.

––– Interlude –––

Any time that his eavesdropping
Becomes way too erotic for you,
That's no time to question stopping.
He'll quickly jail an unpatriotic you.

Any time you feel downhearted,
Ask him why he started his Waterloo.
That's the time he always hangs up
And forgets he ever heard from you.

Music & Original Lyric by Happy Lawson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/9/06

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