Watch Your Ass
Democrats singing to the Kander & Ebb tune
"And All That Jazz" from "Chicago"
(Come on, Babe, why don't we paint the town and….)

Harry Reid,
If this damn bill don't pass,
    we'll have your ass.

A public option, please,
That isn't watered down,
    or it's your ass.

Get your butt in gear.
Strike while the iron's hot.
Aetna cooked it's books
And finally got caught.
They're up against the wall
And still they won't play ball,
    but it's your ass.

Let us know
The deals you're working on,
    or it's your ass.

Why keep us in the dark?
If you play us for fools,
    then it's your ass.

Tell Lieberman and Snowe
We won't insure their states
So that it's them, not us,
That ev'rybody hates,
    or, Harry, it's your ass.

Harry, watch your ass…

Music by John Kander
Original Lyric by Fred Ebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/11/09

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