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I Peppered Old Whittington
To be sung with Cheney to the tune
"I Cover The Waterfront"
Verse
Away from the need for continuous lies
But thinkng up more Vietnam alibis
In case someone hears I'm a fabulous shot
And I need to convince them I'm definitely not
To avoid being asked to help out in Iraq
Where thousands would gladly shoot me in the back,
Chorus
I peppered Old Whittington with the guarantee
That Alberto G. won't recuse from me.
I peppered Old Whittington hunting San Quentin quail
Knowing that Bush won't dare send me to jail.
Picture the media impatiently waiting,
Madder than hell that I don't look concerned.
Now it's Fox flacks who keep forgetting
It wasn't Osama as they finally learned.
I peppered Old Whittington not knowing that he
Was no sweet young thing who won't RSVP.
Music by Johnny Green
Original Lyrics by Edward Heyman
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/17/06
To 'Crazy Cheney, The Shooter'
To 'Bushie's Media Flacks'
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