It's a miracle, a Bush miracle!
He'll stage a Virgin birth!
You like miracles? Bush miracles?
He's warming up the earth.
Responding to the passions
of Bush and Cheney's urgin's
God's demonstrating how much power
Bush offers Christian virgins.
A Virgin Mary of your own?
What a lovely thought,
Plus melting Alpine glaciers
to help the Swiss grow pot.
Though wayward pregnant Christian virgins
may boost his future rating,
One prays, of course, they hadn't planned
careers in figure skating.
Not only is God giving Bush
the scion of a zany,
He's making sure the scion's surname's
registered as 'Cheney'.
What miracles, these Bush miracles!
Where else can you unearth
Hot heads raising potheads
As Swiss watch from Leavenworth?
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/18/06
To 'Bushie's Virgins'
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