Check Out Your Doctor
Before your checkup

Are you shopping for a doctor?
    Check out his credentials first.
He may not be the very best,
    but why waste money on the worst?

All doctors weren't created equal.
    Some are klutzes. Some are not.
Not until you interview him
    will you know which kind you've got.

You wouldn't hire an electrician
    without a reference or two,
So when you hire a new physician,
    insist upon an interview.

Ask how many former patients
    he has lost this year and last?
Were some just disgruntled?
    Has he a clue to why some passed?

Would you let him babysit
    your teenage daughter for a week
If you weren't a governor
    whose PR is up the creek?

Negotiate a free autopsy
    just in case he guesses wrong.
Your next of kin might not collect
    but you don't want him to for long.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/16/09

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