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I dreamed last night Moyers interviewed a Rev'rend And maybe by coincidence that Reverend was black. But as I watched, all they both managed to convey Was the Reverend's reluctance to admit that he's a quack. But the pundits all crowed, "We've found A black Rev'rend rocking the boat That cable news can now drag under As Obama bowls in a tie and coat. He'll drown, He'll drown, He'll drown, He'll drown. We've a Rev'rend rocking the boat." Why did Moyers and those pundits decide to pick his Rev'rend? Didn't other candidates have Rev'rends that they'd missed? We know McCain recruited the demonic Rev'rend Hagee, Whose sermons put him at the top of Hell's Most Wanted List. But the pundits would cry, "He's white, No white Rev'rend's rocking the boat That cable news wants to drag under With McCain so old he'd no longer float. He'd drown, He'd drown, He'd drown, He'd drown. There's no Rev'rend rocking the boat."
Music & Original Lyric by Fran Loesser To 'Hillary's Voting Ploys' To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' |