Citi Goes From Bad To Worse
Please, not Richard Parsons!

Could Parsons be their only choice
    as Citi goes to hell?
Do you remember Dickie's role
    acquiring AOL?

Environmentalists applaud
    the Citi breaking up.
Perhaps it means some greens within
    it might be waking up,

But Parsons isn't one of them;
    he, too's, been fast asleep,
Letting Citi cook us all,
    not hazarding a peep.

He's the guy who helped finance
    Massey to flatten mountain tops,
Whose specialty is "You've got mail!"
    Somebody call the cops!

You'd trust him with your savings?
    the terms on which he'd loan?
Or with your portfolio
    despite the Bushiness he's shown?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/14/09

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