Clinton's Money Back Guarantee
Hillary explaining her reason for continuing her campaign
to the song"I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire"
(…I just want to start a flame in your heart.)

You've seen that I knew just who to hire.
My management skills are a true work of art.
From the start we've had but one desire,
Although it could split our party apart.

A third Clinton term,
Promoting Bill's sperm,
Is an offer no woman should miss.
If she's white and her pay
Hasn't reached fifty K
And she's forty or older, what bliss!

Some may wonder how we could acquire
The millions that gave our campaign its start.
Bill has what it takes to be a memorable sire -
Each new donor's heir he begets
    he guarantees will be smart!

Music & Original Lyric
by Eddie Seiler, Sol Marcus & Bennie Benjamin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/23/08

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