Clintons
McCain bemoans the timing of Hillary's proposed nuclear holocaust
to the song "People" from Funny Girl
(People, people who need people are the luckiest people…)

Clintons,
Clintons who'd nuke Persians
Are the kookiest persons –
Spread the word!
Mullahs,
"Mustn't hit the mullahs."
Each mullah's a figurehead,
So who will they hit instead?

Pilgrims,
They'll hit Muslim pilgrims
For those pilgrims could spread the news
Of what it now takes to amuse
Bombers,
Bombing other bombers –
At that time of the month?
How absurd!

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Bob Merrill
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/4/08

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