Congressional Chickens Are Sitting Ducks
(And find their life insurance rates skyrocketing)

Mamas, don't let your kids become politicians!
Their life expectancy's horribly short.
One guy with a Glock whose clip can hold thirty
Can wreck havoc with Congress or Scalia's Court

So who'll write insurance on loudmouth extremists?
Spouses and roommates are tearing their hair.
And all because most of the chickens in Congress
Are afraid to stand up against Wayne LaPierre.

The cost of insurance has gone through the roof.
Term Life for two years is real hard to get.
Four-year Term Life is now nearly impossible –
Six years of coverage? Who the hell'll take that bet?

The extremists who shout from both sides of the aisle
Must be starting to wonder if God's on their side.
For with Palin directing Wayne's well-armed crazies,
Nut cases like Bachmann will have no place to hide.

So how many billions will Congress be spending
Protecting its chickens from Wayne LaPierre –
Not only his crazies but his angry militias?
And those Glocks they're equipped with?
    They're loaded for bear.

And guess who the bears are. Innocent bankers?
Or healthcare insurers? Or the guys they hate most?
Mamas, you guessed it. It's those damn politicians.
Don't let your children grow up to be toast.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/10/11

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