Congressional Headlines Being sung after the Crocker-Petraeus testimony to Duke Ellington's "Satin Doll" (Cigarette holder which wigs me over her shoulder, she digs me) Headlines reported, sans sources, "Senate is thwarted! (between courses) Neutralizing aggrandizing pols. "Party placeholder re-quizzes Info withholder gee whizes And withstands grandstanding pol. "Placeholders sit at the whim of a public that's fit to be tied at how dumb Congressional questions and placeholder questioners in HD-TV have become. "Older placeholder, the idjit, Blew straight-from-the-shoulder while Gidget Bandkrolls him, her senile pol."
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