Congressional Nutjobs (Fueling Preexisting Conditions) When will the screening that's supposed to determine Who is stable enough to purchase a gun, Become mandatory for all members of Congress To show who's so ill they'd go back to square one? How else will we know how many nutjobs it takes To make sure we contract preexisting conditions? Would any sane person try repealing healthcare While approving the sale of machine gun munitions? What if private insurers reach the conclusion That nutjobs in Congress are causing the mayhem? Approval ratings like theirs can't get much lower, So why are we still stuck with so many of them? Each of these mentally ill members of Congress Could cause thousands of voters to risk the loss Of private insurance on their concealed handguns. Congressional nutjobs are the bane of Blue Cross. For Congress is where nutjobs like Izza hold forth, Where checkered pasts like his no longer matter To voters not bothered by car stealing and arson, Who're praying that he won't get badder and badder And end up in prison like his idol, DeLay, Or that mental hospital on Capitol Hill… Unless science advances beyond expectations And either or both can be cured by a pill.
Bob Carlson 1/19/11 To 'No One Listened to Gabrielle Giffords' To 'Up to half of people under 65 have preexisting conditions' To 'Don’t Look Back, Darrel Issa' To 'Congressional Nutjobs' To 'In Tucson, Guns Have a Broad Constituency' To 'Arizona's Mayhem' To 'Boehner opposes new gun-control bill' To 'Hell No John Boehner' To 'Private Health Insurers' To 'N.R.A. Stymies Firearms Research, Scientists Say' |