Obama's Gulf War –
Dealing With Foot Draggers
BP's and ours

Where's BP hiding it's A-team of drillers?
That's assuming the company thinks it has one.
If they do, it is one of the world's best kept secrets.
Their guys in the Gulf are a cost overrun.

Don't know what they're doing, but they love to read gauges,
Though they haven't a clue as to what pressures mean.
Nor are they that willing to share any readings.
But what if what they read said they'd found kerosene?

So instead of light crude they hit pools of Corexit
Mixed with drill mud from some prior "top kills"?
How will they spin that to Allen and Chu?
Thank God Tony issued those cyanide pills.

Could a pressure increae warn of a big blowout
When attempted relief wells can't be made to work?
If only they'd used their new cap for procuction,
The rebel who did might feel less like a jerk.

By defying his ambulance chasing attorneys
That BP exec might find his life being spared,
And not in those infamous privatized prisons –
Arizona's
where ex-politicians are paired.

Will Obama show mercy? He's that kind of patsy.
Look what he's secretly promised to Mitch.
Until his 'progressive' agenda's completed,
He'll treat Mitch just like a mild case of jock itch –

A minor annoyance on which he won't bother
Spending a significant amount of time.
Then all 'hell' will break loose and Mitch can look forward
To not hurting a soul with his grim pantomime.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/13/10

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