|
Grab your scimitars and spears! Mount your camels! Charge! Defend the sphinx, Hosni Mubarak, Cleopatra's barge! Don't let aspiring Democrats commandeer the Square. Remember Beck and Limbaugh warned they'd institute healthcare. Who cares if Wall Street speculators drive up the price of wheat? Guess who has assured us pro-Mubarak thugs will eat? Presidential dynasties are great. Remember Bush? His pretty blue-eyed daughter's next in line? Who wouldn't push? What would she see in 'Hosni, Junior'? Prob'ly the locale. How else can Bushie get his hands on our Suez Canal? In exchange our Barbara would look great on our TV's, While climate change Inhofe denies lets Gramma Bushie freeze.
Bob Carlson 2/3/11 To 'How Do You Solve a Problem Like Mubarak?' To 'Food Commodity Speculation Adds to Egyptian Unrest' To 'Breaking with her father, Barbara Bush voices support for gay marriage' To 'The Man With the Snow Job' To 'Shippers Concerned Over Possible Suez Canal Disruptions' To 'Egypt' To 'Oklahoman Oddities' To 'Bush League Bankers' |