Dehydrating Blunt And Inhofe
("In Missouri and Oklahoma")

Who in hell does Roy Blunt think he is
Promoting tornadoes throughout the mid-West
Could it be his intention to make Inhofe look bad?
This year's tornadoes should be an excellent test.

"Climate change is nothing but a whim of Nature"?
Well the whims of this week should set Jimmy back on his heels.
Too many victims and too little water.
It looks like we're into one of Nature's big deals.

Are they both willing to gamble that "Man's" not responsible?
One with his "Hold" and one with his denial?
Will they continue to be that defiant
When they have finally been brought to trial?

Before Oklahoma is gone - dried up, blown away,
Before Roy Blunt's river has dried to a trickle,
They had the power to take remedial action.
They didn't. They'll be gone. Voters are fickle.

As bad as Inhofe is, Coburn is worse
He's the most ideo-illogijcal Senator yet.
Refusing federal aid for his tornado victims
Unless accompanied by spending cuts? He's as dumb as they get!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/21/13

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