Detroit Finances Ahmadinejad
By not building more electric cars

Why's Ahmadinejad so busy
    praying for Detroit?
By scrapping Ford's electrics
    they have helped him to exploit
His need to sell more oil to fuel
    his anti-U.S. stance.
Without Detroit's gas guzzlers
    mate's are harder to finance.

As is antagonism toward
    a duller way of life
That limits mid-East harems to
    just one outspoken wife,
Who'd drive in her abayah,
    ergo fewer crash survivors,
While electrics lack the room to hold
    most harems' backseat drivers.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/22/09

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