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"Dirty Coal's Term Limits" (Following the Beijing EPA's advice) "Congratulation to the Kochs," from the Beijing EPA. "At last you've got Obama writing orders the corporate way. Loosen regulations on cheap fuel's dirty emissions. You've obviously found a price that buys U.S. politicians. "But what you're able to purchase today for a song, Would require many cantatas before very long. That's where the President's role in the corruption kicks in. Particulate filth in the air won't be a corporate sin. "The great advantage of particulate matter Is the amazing manner it can manage to scatter Into a recipients eyes, nose and mouth, Doing especially well in your once solid South. "It's extremely effective against career politicians Who'll be dependable victims of the expected emissions. Term limits will be firmly and strictly invoked. You'll find past their prime geezers have reliably croaked."
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