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Obama's Gulf War –
Dishwashing Detergents BP tries to replace the daytime soaps Dishwashing detergents scare British Petroleum. They're hardly as toxic as dispersants they're using: No negative impact on wildlife or wetlands – Not likely to harm cleanup crews they're abusing – They hope to reduce the size of their work force As the temps they've employed start to sicken and quit. Without proper training and protective gear BP need not claim what they're doing's legit. Arizona, of course, could step into the breach And rent exiled immigrants to do you know what: Jobs that the British have proved lousy at And Barton and Boehner would do anything but, Until tar balls from Texas migrate to Ohio, And that Texas oil stench inundates Cincinnati, And Proctor and Gamble start getting upset, And John Boehner's nailed as Corexit's Big Daddy.
Bob Carlson To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence' To 'EPA scolds BP in Gulf oil spill: dispersant is too toxic, change it' To 'Barton: What I Really Meant to Say' To 'Soap Opera Palace: Procter & Gamble Headquarters' To ''SunLamp' Boehner' |