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Dobbs Gone Mad And othe media flacks We used to watch Lou Dobbs until he turned completely sour, But who needs that haranguing for the best part of an hour. He's even worse than Mathews and Keith Olberman combined. Why would we start our evenings being whined at and maligned? The bigot hates all immigrants; thinks Mathews has a clue, And can't see that Keith and Bill are monkey see so monkey do. But now we hear the question raised, "What made Lou go bad?" Who or what is making him appear stark raving mad? Was he messing with the housemaid while his wife was out of town? Were they hikng in the mountains when Senora turned him down? Did he find a new Latina but have to settle for a hickey? At his age Viagra dosage often can be tricky. Was his supply exhausted so he had to do without? Was four hours more than Lou would spend eating his heart out? His mother must have warned him. Even Texans knew: Too much self-indulgence and madness can ensue.
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