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Santorum is warning: "Don't call yourself Christian Without first checking with me. Don't bother Fred Graham. He'd only be guessing. He relies on hearsay for ID. "Until I'm elected, That's all we can go by, But then Freddy will have to snap to. We can't have faux Christians Employing tax loopholes And teaching our kids what to do. "No way we want someone Who's not our kind of Christian Checking Virginia vaginas up close. That's a job for Republicans, Political perverts, Who will help Reverend Graham diagnose. "For voyeurs from Congress: Boehner, Cantor, McConnell, This could be their last career chance. Dr. Robert McDonnell Has promised a peep show, Planning to charge them just ten cents a glance."
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