Want to beat McCain With minimal pain? Well, don't pick Clintons. If, for your VP, You want one, not three, Well, don't pick Clintons. Clintons used to come in twos, Except in angry interviews. Now with Bill and Hillary They toss Chelsea in for free. Give yourself a break, Not a bellyache, And don't pick Clintons. They will use you To project their view Of how she sees herself. They'll blame you for stintin' If you don't pick a Clinton, But deny they said it, Unless they want the credit. They just can't help theirself.
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