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Donny's Shanghai Pleasure Palace (Introducing his beautiful madam, Wu Wu.) The Chinese are angry that Donny is bragging That he has made money, an awful lot of it, In China. But because of his bankruptcy record, That implies that somebody gave him a permit To steal. And what kind of thanks are they getting? Why, that unforgiveable f-word from Donny, Who in his dealings with Chinese officials Acted as Miss USA's bald stage-door Johnny. So they had him build in Shanghai's red light district And secretly marry his madam, Wu Wu. That means that he's automatically Chinese With a Photoshop long-form. They have birthers there, too. Certificates, licenses, long-forms and permits - The Donny has most of the papers he needs To mount a campaign of complete obfuscation. It's too bad the Chinese and the banks hold the deeds. So if Karl Rove does win the Republican Primary And NBC brass declares, "Donny, you're fired," We'll hear Donny swearing he's never used f-words And complaining Obama and Buddha conspired.
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