Obama's Gulf War –
Double, Double Oil And Trouble
The EPA witch's brew includes more toxic drilling mud

Your Pensacola beaches bubble?
Lisa Jackson says, "No trouble.
Wait till you see what else you're going to get.
You like tar balls? You'l love the crud
From BP's toxic drilling mud.
It's the vilest stuff I've OK'd yet."

Though accolades like that aren't cheap,
This mud can make sea turtles weep
Recalling how they've suffered in the past.
"The predator who eats our eggs
And finds its children then lack legs
Becomes less of an egg enthusiast."

Those tens of thousands barrels used
That Lisa prays won't be confused
With those Bob's set aside for his next try
That mud that Tony used before
Whose crud is creeping toward the shore –
She hopes to use to back up Tony's lie.

But if those turtles got it right
She's going to face a losing fight
And Tony will be joining her in jail.
As for the batch of creeping crud
From his new toxic drilling mud?
Well, Dudley could do time with scoop and pail.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/31/10

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