Drones For Begich And Pryor
(But they pander for bullets...)

What have Alaska and Arkansas developed in common?
They both kiss the butts of lobbyists like Wayne LaPierre.
They have Senate "Democrats" who've kept gun purchasing easy
So victims of mass shootings don't stand a prayer.

By promoting ridiculously large ammunition clips
Wayne and both Marks feel like movers and shakers
Creating humongous profits for the dregs of society,
Wayne LaPierre's bosses, all the munitions makers.

These greedy guys are more concerned with their profits
Than they are with the safety of American kids.
When, if ever, will Mark Begich along with Mark Pryor
Start passing laws to put these firms on the skids?

Goodbye to the Colts and the Remington Arms
Their days of selling to the unhinged will come to an end.
Save the lobbying money being wasted on Wayne.
Far fewer bullets is a definite trend.

Drones will replace bullets in dealing with Congress
Rant Paul filibusters and Mitch'e can't last
One domestic drone can reduce the quorum required
For the Congress to at last get Gun Control passed.

Did either Begich or Pryor seem the kind of a liar
Who would align himself with the GOP?
But damn it they did jeopardizing your kid.
If either campaigns again, tell him "BYOB"!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/25/13

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