Drugs Medical Underwriters Love
Not just Lamisil

The ads say ask your doctor
    if a drug is right for you.
Absolutely wrong! Put doctors
    way down in the queue.

First ask the underwriters
    swindling patients in your state
Who suddenly re-underwrote
    your dear departed Uncle Nate.

Re-examination of
    his history revealed
The use of Lamisil that time
    the skin around Nate's toenails peeled.

Guess who'd insured your Nate for years,
    and looked the other way,
But when the risk of swine flu loomed,
    quadrupled his co-pay?

Unable to afford a shot of
    Pfizer's new vaccine,
It wasn't long till Uncle Nate
    passed away in quarantine.

We pray you've never used a drug
    your underwriter deems
A quintessential part
    of his double-dealing schemes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/20/09

To Private Health Insurers
To Drugmakers
To 'Pre-Existing Health Conditions'