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Why don't I ask questions When the Court is in session? It isn't because I don't care. Give me a break, people. I wouldn't dare... I am as silent as the Egyptian Sphinx. My speaking ability stinks. Who'd I embarrass where everyone'd see? I am afraid it would be little old me. Ginni talks for us both when I am home. I can't get a word in edgewise. Scalia does the same to me when I'm at "work," Making me look like the Court's booby prize. I've been a big booby most of my life, But, hey, if Chase & Sanborn still is around, With my wife, Ginni, as my own Edgar Bergen We'd outsell Scalia & Roberts by many a pound.
Bob Carlson To 'More Ginni Thomas in Rhymed Verse' To 'More Lazy Scalia in Rhymed Verse' |