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Obama's Gulf War –
ED In The Gulf? EPA's Lisa Jackson's not saying What's going to happen to sex on the Gulf Coast? When will Lubchenco start showing concern? It's the long term effects of Light Crude and Corexit. Does what starts as an itch become a slow burn? The EPA's testing has started with turtles So there's no way Ms. Jackson can let turtles know How severe their long-term reactions will be Till the rashes and lesions have begun to show. Sure, she's hoping they won't, but look when she started, Though her tests are on turtles, not on regular folks. So what have you heard? She's been pretty close-mouthed. Has she said how Corexit affects turtle yolks? And what of the rumors concerning ED? Has the Gulf Coast supply of Viagra been cornered? Who knows if a six-year supply is sufficient? How else are those so exposed to be honored? So how many girlfriends and wives will be eager To have their men folk re-exposed by BP? And who'll warn these turtles future BP disasters Could be followed by several years of ED?
Bob Carlson To "What lies in the Gulf Coast's future after the oil spill?' To 'The Vineyard's Jane Lubchenco' verse To 'Hey EPA: How Are Those Dispersant Tests Going?' To 'EPA's Lisa Jackson' To 'Lubchenco: All clear' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' |