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EPA Red Alerts (Here and in Libya) EPA Red Alerts concern two kinds of gases: Mustard in Libya and Natural here. Gaddafi has saved his basic ingredients. Here it's the hydraulic fractures we fear Where we've discovered that much drinking water Is being polluted by guys drilling for gas. Drillers, of course, claim, "It's not our doing. It's the damn EPA that's the pain in the ass." But it is what they're doing. If drillers weren't drilling, There'd be no pollution they'd have to downplay. Who do they think is applying the pressure That's creating the need for more EPA? The EPA's Libyan Branch is still hopeful That Qaddafi doesn't believe he can mix Ingredient A with Ingredient B And still have a shot at Ukranian chicks. But rumor now has it that British Commandos Are prepared to step in if he loses his women. The EPA's problem in the States is reversed. Here Inhofe claims water's just for nude swimmin'.
Bob Carlson 3/2/11 To 'Broad Scope of EPA’s Fracturing Study Raises Ire of Gas Industry' To 'Former Bush EPA Official Says Fracking Exemption Went Too Far; Congress Should Revisit' To 'British forces ready to seize Libyan mustard gas weapons' To 'Qaddafi's Ukrainian nurse ditches him, flees violence' To 'Politics Seen to Limit E.P.A. as It Sets Rules for Natural Gas' To 'Oklahoman Oddities' To 'Oil Industry Mafia' To 'Embattled EPA Verses' |