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"Florida: Atlantic, Caribbean, Or Gulf?" (Climate Change bodes ill for Republicans who can't swim) "S.O.S." from Florida means "Save Our State" Followed by "P.T.U." meaning "Please Transplant Us." "We came from the North to escape the cold, Not to become the next Atlantis." Who'll build their dykes and levees? Who's going to want to help them at all? These are the dummies who gave us "W". Just teach them to swim and then Crawl. The Australian Crawl will be their official swimming stroke To get them as far as the Isthmus. The short wade across is a relative joke, But will give them all time to discuss The last leg of their journey To far off Australia, Where they won't need an attorney To import NRA paraphernalia. Deficit hawks won't spring for a bus, Or a boat, and will try to float there on their backs. Election officiais with heavy lists of voters like us, Who can't vote, will sink prior to the maniac shark attacks. Why should we let them stay here When they insist on their own voting rules? The consensus is "No, throw them out on their ear. Let them float to Australia, the Karl Rove sponsored fools." Still undecided is whether what's sunk Is now Atlantic, Caribbean, the Gulf, or BP gunk.
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