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"Fugue For Horny Generals" (Lining them up for current and former four stars) (With some lyrical tips from Frank Loesser's Guys and Dolls) Paulas: We got a Paula here, Seemed somewhat sincere. Needs an overseer But's got a lovely rear. Can do___ Can do___ Sergeants say this babe can do___ Forget about her spouse and kids, And any other bids___ Ignore the competish. That is not her dish. Must be___ Must be___ The one___ The one___ But then, ten-hut, Enjoy the fun. Can do___ Can do___ What they say this gal can do. That's this Paula here___ Right here___ What, she bit his ear? Oh, dear… Jills: This here Jill is next, Looks like she's oversexed. Has done___ Has done___ Oh, what they say she's done___ Could be___ Could be___ Could be she likes to share the fun. No way___ No way___ To know how many in a day. This here Jill is next, If you read her text, You'll know she's oversexed___ You next? Sallys: Wantcha to meet Sal, A lovely local gal. She's a real time bomb For your own wigwam. She did___ She did___ How ya think she got the kid? She does___ She does___ Yours will be the week that was! Any other dame? This one will put to shame. No PR tours___ No toujours l'amours___ No more insecures___ No socialite: "up yours"___ No photos on the wall for her next costume ball___ Just ice Coors.
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