G.E. Bamboozles Billions
Too big to fail at what?

G.E.'s a bank too big to fail?
Could that be why Jack Welch turned tail?
Was Jack afraid his bank might choose to
    give away his toasters?

But Jeff loves low cost loans to banks
And offers his undying thanks
There's more demand for toasters than
    free rides on roller coasters.

So toasters it, of course, will be
If Sheila Bair's FDIC
Can be forced to guarantee
    three hundred forty billion for whatever

G.E. wants to claim it is –
A bank that's in the toaster biz?
With parts and service guaranteed
    by Timmy's Fed forever?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/2/09

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