Gay Rights And Doctor Bills
Reassessing rising medical costs

Has Eric Massa dodged the bullet
    with his timely resignation?
How much dirt has Beck revealed
    of their chummy assignation?

Has religion played a role
    in his ticklish love affair
With guys who like to grope their aides?
    Where? Evidently there.

Is love thy neighbor, not his wife,
    starting to backfire
To the point where it extends to
    fondling favorites that they hire?

If only Bill had known back then
    the many sins he could have waived
Had he opted for male hookers –
    Clinton might have dodged "depraved".

How hypocritical to be
    against gay bosses getting married,
And then apparently approve
    of their assistants being harried.

Unless you crave a friendly grope,
    beware the pious male physician,
Not to mention the devout,
    sometimes far-right politician.

Even if you work in Congress,
    who'd you turn to in a cluch,
Your Orrin Hatch and Eric Massa
    or doctors who charge by the touch?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/11/10

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