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Glub-a-glub-glub, He could have drowned in that sub. The four star general was playing James Bond. His only crew? A bosomy socialite "blonde". Well endowed in the front – Not bad from behind – To be perfectly blunt, His buxom blonde was a find. But it's our duty to mention, Her outstanding dimension Was both a boon and a bane. He was first into the sub, Hence the glub-a-glub-glub, For getting her in was a pain. The hatch was too tight, And try as they might, She got stuck a bit over half the way in. Even so they shoved off, Laughing it off, As they were anchors awayin'. But as a stopper His blonde came a cropper For tight as she was they were leakin'. Though only partially in, They felt guilty as sin And they clearly were not cheek-to-cheekin'. Sadly one of his faults, he Adamantly dilslikes a falsy, Or they might not have scuttled the boat. The moral of course is Gen'rals stick to your horses And, Beware of the buxom, And aware where one tucks 'em – Not all of the "buxom" can float.
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