Getting Behind Hastert
Being sung by J. Dennis Hastert to the tune
"I Don't Want To Walk Without You, (Baby)"
(…Walk without my arms about you, Baby)

I don't really care about those pages.
Why'd I give a damn about their ages?
If someone wants to see a behind,
Take a stroll behind me
And watch mine,
I don't mind.

I'm sure they'll find that
I've enough to turn off most of mankind.
Anyone who's not would have to be blind.
So, Foley, walk in back
And take a good look at me.
You'll find your pages can't compete
With my booty.

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/6/06

 To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Denny Hastert'