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Give Back Your Pork Sung to the Frank Loesser tune "Take Back Your Mink" You did your budget cut thing and we know Pork wasn't among those you chose to forego. Now that Rove's FEMA needs funds for relief, Your plans to finance it will give us more grief. You'll try cutting taxes to favor the rich, And retire with your pensions Inspiring our bitch: "Give back your pork. Give back that bridge. Damn you, re-cork, And give back a smidge. "Give back your perks Your trips and free lunch. We'll find more jerks, Better'n your bunch. "You think that is going to be hard to arrange? Well, you're due for a heck of a shock. There's millions more like us who'd favor a change, Who'd love to clean Congress's clock. "So give back those minks They bought for your spouse. The thought of them stinks Up the Senate and House. "Don't be a dork – Assist refugees By giving back pork And not learning Chinese."
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser To 'Bushie's Lobbyists' To 'Domestic Disasters' |