Obama's Gulf War –
Giving Up On Relief Wells?
BP is snookering Obama's team and The Gulf

Why's BP confusing ex-Admiral Allen?
That's certainly no way to be treating a host
Whose job was to guide them through unfriendly waters
In a nation that hates them and to whom they are toast.

Their gobble-de-gookers, Messrs. Suttles and Wells,
Must think that their speaking in tongues will suffice.
But their double-talk mixture of jargon and lying
Not only confuses. It just isn't nice.

If they're hoping to get a return invitation,
Can they claim that their static kill's a success?
Then tell Thad the relief wells they promised to drill
Can't pump mud at the bottom without making a mess?

What's with the video feeds they have blurred?
And the well pressure readings nobody can find?
They're not only requiring him to play it by ear,
But demanding approval now they're sure that he's blind.

Though Allen's still saying relief wells must proceed.
They've not because BP's not keen that they do.
Allen thinks they're agreeing with him that they should,
But they've told him they first have to find out how to…

Some wondered why fool with the top kill at all.
But Wells claimed it would "complement the relief well."
And didn't he say it would "accelerate" and "improve" it?
Was he under oath? What's he trying to sell?

Can Allen prevent "relief" wells from producing
And make sure, if they do, their "producers" are jailed?
But will we be content if relief wells aren't finished
To remind their investors of how BP has failed?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/14/10

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