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God Can't Stand Boehner Boehner questions Nancy Pelosi to the tune "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You" Has using Coppertone to change my hue Caused God to make sure that I'd lose a few So something like your health care bill'd go through? Is that why God can't stand me but loves you? You'll be top banana if they die. I'll be small potatoes they'll freeze-dry Does this big disparity mean I Am someone God can't stand and wants to fry? Next up for Mitch and me will be bank fraud, Protecting Goldman Sachs's guys from God. Blue Cross is claiming our approach is flawed, That He loves you and can't stand us ain't odd. If Coppertone is screwing up our show, Where should our Botox people plan to go? Without your help we'll all end up below. How sad if God loves 'Yes' but can't stand 'No.'
Music & Original Lyric by Don Peters To 'Boehner Tells Bankers To Fight Financial Reform: ' To Lyrics to "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You" |