God Rebukes Steve King
(For unauthorized pronouncements)

PolitiNo News just reported that Buttbook's
Latest postings from God disapprove of Steve King.
Apparently King lacked God's authorization
To guess where God stands on this Obamacare thing.

God seems reluctant to reject public options
And, despite what King claims, isn't keen on Blue Cross.
King was right about one thing in his pronouncement.
God fully intends to show Steve King who's boss.

What makes Republicans think God's a co-signer?
How dare they deny Him more time for debate?
How could they totally fail to acknowledge
That His opinion's a function of what He just ate?

Nor does he appreciate Steve King defending
Many years of 'mendacity' by Cantor and Boehner.
And now God wonders why he chose O'Reilly
To talk about tides.
It had seemed a no-brainer.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
1/8/11

To 'God Save the Debate'
To 'O'Reilly: Moon desn't cause the tides'
To 'Hell, No John Boehner'
To 'Private Health Insurers'
To 'GOP Bends Its Own New House Rules'



1/8/11