Obama's Gulf War
God Save The Queen And Wall Street from BP and Gaddafi How brave of the British to risk letting BP Drill for oil in the Libyan part of the Med. As soon as they screw up, as they always do, How many Brits will Gaddafi want dead? Who will he want in exchange for the Libyan Drillers that BP "accidentally" explodes? Lords Brownie and Hayward and Lamar what's-his-name? Or will he settle for sev'ral planeloads Of BP investors who've gambled and lost, Whose free flights to the Gulf will doom all on-board With the BBC asking, "Will they be ransomed? Be tortured? Beheaded? Or put to the sword?" Can you imagine a livelier outcome? BP investors all slathered in tar? Bombed out of the sky by Muammar Gaddafi While Haley Barbour cries, "Come as you are."
Bob Carlson To 'In BP’s Record, a History of Boldness and Costly Blunders' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' To 'Who Owns The Brits?' To 'G.O.P. Stalwart Says Come, the Gulf’s Fine' |