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GOP Flavor Of The Month (October 2011 or November 2012?) The GOP Flavor of the Month, Herman Cain, Is not being featured at Ben and Jerry's He's already upsetting both sides of the aisle Nor is he on the menu at Governor Perry's. Cain is a flavor no one's likely to stand For more than a short-lived "early fall fling". Gaffe-prone he really needs more sleep than Perry As he tries to convince us he's not second string. Cain's more colorful surely than Rick Santorum, That dull social conservative with little to say That hasn't been said by earlier flavors: Trump, Bachmann, and Perry and Jim's Tammy Faye. If each GOP flavor's just good for a month, What kind of bad taste would a four year term bring? Imagine four more years of "Say, No" McConnell. How lucky we are that he'll never be king. We've enough flavors with the yummies we've got: John Boehner and Cantor, his noisy sidekick, Trying their best to disrupt The Congress And give the public the short end of the stick.
Bob Carlson 10/11/11 To 'Herman Cain is the Republican flavor of the month. ' To 'Eric Cantor’s America To 'Apocalypse on Capitol Hill: Lawmakers who love to vote no' To 'Herman Cain: “Don’t Blame the Big Banks... Blame Yourself” ' To 'Next Question, Please,' Herman Cain Verses' To 'Wall Street's Eric Cantor Verses' |