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GOP Religious (Sexual) "Freedom" To be sung to the Cole Porter tune "I've Come To Wive It Wealthily In Padua" For Mitt to wive it wealthily in Florida, Polygamy must be allowed in Florida. To live a Mormon's dream come true, To Have sex like they used to do, Mitt needs to wive it wealthily in Florida. How can Mitt wive it wealthily in Florida? He won't care how envious and mad you are. With Popes controlling contraception Must Mormon lust be the exception? Mitt needs to wive it wealthily in Florida. His one percent could wive it wealthily in Florida. That's why the GOP's moved stealthily to Florida And Boehner's backing Rick Santorum. Like either one could get a quorum And, like Mitt, wive it wealthily in Florida. They'd love to wive it wealthily in Florida. But can they wive it wealthily in Florida? Eric Cantor's so obsessed With ways to feather his own nest So only Jews can wive it wealthily in Florida. Who else can wive it wealthily in Florida While contraconceiving stealthily in Florida? Rick Santorum's hands are tied. The Pope will have him crucifed If all his wives do not conceive in Florida.
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