Grover's G.0.P. Puppets
(Grover Norquist disappointed in McConnell and Ryan)

McConnell's complaining. Grover gave him the word,
"Bitch if those Democrats do what you've done for years.
By doing nothing you stayed out of trouble
Now Ryan is jeopardizing all our careers.

"I thought I told you not to twist arms this time.
Ryan screwed up. Everyone's on his own.
But forty of our puppets just voted for Ryan.
Why must so many be accident prone?

"As if our prospects for two thousand and twelve
Weren't already looking sufficiently bad,
That idiot Shelby has now taken issue
With presidential appointees who seemed ironclad.

"To make matters worse Ryan seems more concerned
With saving what's left of his own reputation.
He blames Democrats for using our own scare tactics
That he's used to earn us each campaign donation.

"Where would we be without private insurers
Who are willing to scam ex-Medicare members
And contribute handsomely to my own endeavors
So I can make sure my puppet, Ryan, remembers."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/26/11

To 'Grover Norquist, the Enforcer'
To 'Rep. Paul Ryan keeps up offensive'
To 'SHELBY FIRES BACK AT GEITHNER'
To 'Radical Ryan: Cuts Medicare Verses'
To 'Congress's Puppeteer, Grover Norquist Verses'
To 'Paul Ryan gets a taste of his own shameless demagoguery'
To 'Mitch Just-Say-No McConnell'
To 'Private Health Insurer Verses'
To 'American Conservative Union (and Grover Norquist)
       Caught in Payola for Op-Eds Scandal'




5/26/11