Guillotine Needed ("Dull, but extra heavy") Will it be a sharp or dull instrument that decapitates Blunt? Dull seems more appropriate, but will it do the job? His Missouri Floodway Boondoggle ranks right up there With Monsanto's new introduction, "corn-with-no-cob". Boondoggles both, if you buy Federal Insurance And then plant their seed on land you know will flood How will you ever be able to prove That their "corn-with-no-cob" was an expensive dud? Perpetrated by Monsanto and Senator Blunt That sure as hell justifies his decapitation As the only recourse that seems to remain To protect us from Blunt Stunts, and safeguard the nation.
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