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Will Maher give Santorum his Sniff of Approval If Rick dares announce from a Massey coal mine? The dangers inherent in such a location Make one pray Rick will have specified his next in line. Imagine the muddle if Schwarzenegger did it. Two sons the same age when Massey's mine blows. But there'd be more of Arnold they'd try to recover. Would they bother with Rick Baby? Who the Hell knows? Probably not unless Bill's more impressed With Rick's mine escapade than he was with Pawlenty,* Like recalling where he was when he gave a rat's bottom, We assume Bill's among the Fox News cognoscenti. Grover's thankful to Massey for all the excitement. Otherwise we'd only have Bill's TWEET recollection Of the Santorum symbolism that goes with Paul Ryan's Defense of his budget to abject perfection.
Bob Carlson 5/26/11 To 'Rick Santorum to launch June 6' To 'Report Faults Massey for Explosion That Killed 29' To 'Radical Ryan: Cuts Medicare Verses' To 'Congress's Puppeteer, Grover Norquist Verses' To 'Paul Ryan gets a taste of his own shameless demagoguery' To 'Dirty Coal Verses' To '2012 G.O.P. Circus Verses' * Bill Maher TWEET: "Tim Pawlenty is in! He's really running! I think we'll all remember where we were when we didn't give a shit" |