Heck-of-a-Job-Henry
Two cover-ups

Is "Heck-of-a-Job-Henry"
    some kind of presidentialist,
Like Addison and Cheney,
    who thinks Congress won't be missed?

Please, not another Bushie boy;
    they've done so well so far.
Why take a chance on honest
    fingers in their cookie jar?

Brownie does Katrina;
    Rummy does Iraq;
Cheney does The Congress;
    Palin does Old Mac.

Their Bailout will be final
    and not subject to review
Not by The Congress, or the courts,
    and not by me or you.

There'll be no second-guessing
    about who is getting what.
We'll never learn which Friends of Bush
    receive the largest cut.

If they can panic Congress,
    there will be no need to vote
For Congressmen or Senators,
    except as a footnote.

We also should remember
    presidential signing statements
Could reinstate attempted
    Wall Street salary abatements.

Opaque with no transparency?
    How perfect for McCain
While Sarah Palin's being briefed
    on where there's rain in Spain.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/24/08

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