Hello Doctor, Where's The FCC? * To be sung with Jelly Roll Morton to the tune "Doctor Jazz" (Oh, hello central, give me Doctor Jazz.) Ev'rybody gets a pain now and then and don't know what it is. It mostly happens when I watch drug TV ads. It's like a quiz. Since few doctors make house calls, I follow TV protocols And try to do as they suggest, Making this request: Oh, hello Doctor, give me TV drugs. They're saying I could get a lot more hugs To help get along When I've got the blues Ads announcing what is wrong And just what brand to use. I must admit I thought that I was fine, But now that I have got you on the line, Why's the drug that gets me up Counteracted by the one that builds me up? Is Bushie's FDA his FCC? * The Nation - 6/17/02 Dr. Marc Siegel - "Fighting the Drug (Ad) Wars" * Mother Jones - 03-04/01 Lisa Belkin - "Prime Time Pushers"
Music by Joseph "King" Oliver |