Help solve our President's plight. Help make our Bushie look bright. Show folks that Osama's Still in his pajamas While Bushie's armor's fit for a knight. Help solve our President's plight. Show him in a positive light. Let folks get an earful Of why they should be cheerful He's getting more Iraqis to fight. Why get upset? We'd best forget Who had Saddam's troops disbanded Leaving Don a mite short-handed. Help solve our President's plight. Make sure voters suffer from fright And hype how well he handles Fear by lighting more new candles, At which the Pope and Moses delight.
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser |