Help Solve Our President's Plight
Being sung by Tony Snow to the Frank Loesser tune
"Luck Be A Lady Tonight"
(…Let's keep the party polite.)

Help solve our President's plight.
Help make our Bushie look bright.
Show folks that Osama's
Still in his pajamas
While Bushie's armor's fit for a knight.

Help solve our President's plight.
Show him in a positive light.
Let folks get an earful
Of why they should be cheerful –
He's getting more Iraqis to fight.

Why get upset?
We'd best forget
Who had Saddam's troops disbanded
Leaving Don a mite short-handed.

Help solve our President's plight.
Make sure voters suffer from fright
And hype how well he handles
Fear by lighting more new candles,
At which the Pope and Moses delight.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/17/06

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